Today's match Match report is brought to you by the letter C

Geoff and Paul sailed the 7 C's

For all you Cmen

Controversy... Mac refused to piCk
Confusion. Me Paul trying to piCk
CoCk up .... Still had wrong team on the pitCh
CyClone....... Weather
Crap ..... . Game for me
Counter attaCk . My brilliant goal
Constant . Speed of gary

Better mention Ali for sniffing around

Good to C Noel has taken his 8 matCh ban on the Chin

Man of the matCh Carl

C you soon