Yellows
£115,700,000
Letting Richie have all the goalies nearly backfired when a display of incompetent defending and keeping, mostly from yours truly, nearly let the yellows back from an unassailable 5-1 lead. Superb finishing from Sylvan & Chris, with Blake & Sylvan working micracles in midfield made it look easy. Chris did his usual lulling the opposition by hitting the corner flag 4 times before an amazing volley to the top corner. Geoff followed suit at the other end doing multiple scissor kicks to the half way line before heading a Andy-Carroll-esque pearler to get the yellows to within a goal.
The late goal sealed it, leaving Richie with a chance of a trophy ... & Hitler favouring letting Hackett off a points deduction.