It was as wet as an otter's pocket and full capacity. Paul didn't realise so turned up anyway so he thought he'd ref. Finally weeks we've said we need a ref but 5 minutes in it was clear Paul was no ref.

On to the game. Me vs Chris. I had first pick so opted for old safe hands and glass knees bren. Also knowing if I picked bren, Chris would have to go in goal and with hands made of poppadoms it was very much a shoot on sight policy.

So with that I decided to pick a team who couldn't hit a barn door. Few moans from Cush and Jonny before the game about my team selection, I put a brave face on it and pretended I knew what I was doing.

Yellows dominated possession without doing much, bren making the odd save but they found it very hard to break down me Cush n Blake. Can't remember Gary wongs goal sure he'd tell you it was class though. Jamie hives with the other after good work from jay p up top.  

MOTM tough one, can't give it Cush because he's getting to big for his boots. Can't give it me self, definitely not giving Brian. So it goes to Blake, solid performance.