Wed 1st Apr 2015
Rain
Captain's Cup
Points Apply
Att: 16 players
Paul Hackett
2 - 3
Brian Moses
Brian Moses had choice
Scorers
 (1) Gary Parker (1) Geoff Sheen
  Alistair Munro (2) Ian McKay (1)
Assists
 (1) Geoff Sheen(1) Phil Mealor
 Blake Sheen (1)Ian McKay (1)

Match Report

Written by Paul Hackett
Not sure who should do this, but what the hell.

Brian had first pick but fluffed his chance to pick Dave first. Kenny was wittering about Probability theory: If a ball randomly bounces off 5 people, who's feet would it deflect to 1 yard out?
Yes, Mac 1-0.

But it was inevitable that Ally would take advantage streaking past the defence, scoring 2 with the last after a spirited fightback featuring Geoff & Gary.

Dave's been going to the gym, where they have "Body Attack" classes. He showed his black-belt skills on Gary & Geoff. Gary was so shocked he could only roll over 3 times. Geoff's was so ruthless that Dave's been contacted by ISIS to replace Jihadi John, with Diwali Dave (ok wrong religion). They've offered a new hood and are looking around for a suitably sized tunic.

Mark had a great game for us.

Ally's winner was a killer after us clawing our way back, but congratulations to Brian. All I can win now is the Fair Play award.

LEAGUE TABLE - GAMEWEEK 28

NamePldPntsGD
1Neil PARKER253411
2Phil MEALOR27327
3Alistair MUNRO192930
4Brian MOSES212811
5Gary PARKER252823
6Bob PARKER19246
7Dave WOODS2824-18
8Nick EVANS20229
9Ian MCKAY2522-6
10Andy SMITH21213
11Paul HACKETT23213
12Ben MCKAY1920-8
13Blake SHEEN2020-3
14Mark AUSTIN19181
15Chris STEWART2017-20
16Laurie EVANS1916-3
17Carl SYVRET1615-8
18Dave OWEN2115-12
19Ken HUGHES2014-6
20Dave GRANEY10123
21Alan AUSTIN1212-5
22Geoff SHEEN2312-16
23Andy EYRES10106
24Andy MEALOR129-8
25Nick BROWN980
26Trevor MOON442
27Noel AUSTIN122