Not sure who should do this, but what the hell.

Brian had first pick but fluffed his chance to pick Dave first. Kenny was wittering about Probability theory: If a ball randomly bounces off 5 people, who's feet would it deflect to 1 yard out?
Yes, Mac 1-0.

But it was inevitable that Ally would take advantage streaking past the defence, scoring 2 with the last after a spirited fightback featuring Geoff & Gary.

Dave's been going to the gym, where they have "Body Attack" classes. He showed his black-belt skills on Gary & Geoff. Gary was so shocked he could only roll over 3 times. Geoff's was so ruthless that Dave's been contacted by ISIS to replace Jihadi John, with Diwali Dave (ok wrong religion). They've offered a new hood and are looking around for a suitably sized tunic.

Mark had a great game for us.

Ally's winner was a killer after us clawing our way back, but congratulations to Brian. All I can win now is the Fair Play award.